1. Don't fight with butterflies
2. Don't destroy all of the triangles
3. Don't destroy all of circles
4. Don't EAT ALL OF THE BACON!
5. Don't destroy or eat the doors
Showing posts with label Leah's Wonderful and Hilarious Realities. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Leah's Wonderful and Hilarious Realities. Show all posts
Monday, December 1, 2014
Leah's Rules:
Leah just came over to me, and started telling me some rules she came up with. Anyway, I thought I should share them, here they are:
1. Don't fight with butterflies
2. Don't destroy all of the triangles
3. Don't destroy all of circles
4. Don't EAT ALL OF THE BACON!
5. Don't destroy or eat the doors
1. Don't fight with butterflies
2. Don't destroy all of the triangles
3. Don't destroy all of circles
4. Don't EAT ALL OF THE BACON!
5. Don't destroy or eat the doors
Tuesday, June 17, 2014
Mileah Grayce Jayne
You might have heard the name acouple times, in past posts,
http://3girlz4god.blogspot.com/2014/06/wheres-jail.html
http://3girlz4god.blogspot.com/2014/06/frustrating-and-cute.html
http://3girlz4god.blogspot.com/2014/05/purple-foot.html
http://3girlz4god.blogspot.com/2014/03/leahs-conversation.html
http://3girlz4god.blogspot.com/2014/03/little-sisters-singing-let-it-go.html
Lot's of posts. Well, this post is to tell you, of her recent actions.
Leah has watched Americas got Talent with my family, and has seen many acts, where people take swords and stick them down their throats. A couple weeks ago, Leah decided she wanted to do that!! Before this Sarah (My other little sister), got her light saber back- it had been taken away from her for reasons. Leah and Sarah was in her their room, and Leah asked Sarah to stick her light saber down her throat. Sarah, being only six and not knowing any better, did just that. She took her light saber and started to shove it down Leahs throat!!! Thankfully, my mom caught them in time and Leah was not hurt to badly, she was just really scared, I think. Although Leah is now insisting the sword went all the way into her stomach!!! She has an imagination.
Then last Sunday, I was in my room, getting ready to go to church and writing, when I heard my Leah crying. I went to see what it was, and found out Leah had found one of those erasers you put on the end of pencils and stuck it up her nose!!!!! My mom and dad fixed it in about ten minutes. But to tell the truth, I no longer feel bad for Leah. She continues to do these things to herself, and practically screams for attention, and I'm getting very irritated. I still love my sister, but she is quite a exhausting especially when she thinks she's a sassy sixteen year old in her rebellious years.
Anyway, thank you for reading. I enjoyed telling you these stories, and I'm sure there will be more coming.
http://3girlz4god.blogspot.com/2014/06/wheres-jail.html
http://3girlz4god.blogspot.com/2014/06/frustrating-and-cute.html
http://3girlz4god.blogspot.com/2014/05/purple-foot.html
http://3girlz4god.blogspot.com/2014/03/leahs-conversation.html
http://3girlz4god.blogspot.com/2014/03/little-sisters-singing-let-it-go.html
Lot's of posts. Well, this post is to tell you, of her recent actions.
Leah has watched Americas got Talent with my family, and has seen many acts, where people take swords and stick them down their throats. A couple weeks ago, Leah decided she wanted to do that!! Before this Sarah (My other little sister), got her light saber back- it had been taken away from her for reasons. Leah and Sarah was in her their room, and Leah asked Sarah to stick her light saber down her throat. Sarah, being only six and not knowing any better, did just that. She took her light saber and started to shove it down Leahs throat!!! Thankfully, my mom caught them in time and Leah was not hurt to badly, she was just really scared, I think. Although Leah is now insisting the sword went all the way into her stomach!!! She has an imagination.
Then last Sunday, I was in my room, getting ready to go to church and writing, when I heard my Leah crying. I went to see what it was, and found out Leah had found one of those erasers you put on the end of pencils and stuck it up her nose!!!!! My mom and dad fixed it in about ten minutes. But to tell the truth, I no longer feel bad for Leah. She continues to do these things to herself, and practically screams for attention, and I'm getting very irritated. I still love my sister, but she is quite a exhausting especially when she thinks she's a sassy sixteen year old in her rebellious years.
Anyway, thank you for reading. I enjoyed telling you these stories, and I'm sure there will be more coming.
Monday, June 9, 2014
Where's the Jail??
K., so I'll (Emma) admit it, I can be creepy (Even though my friend says not so, but ask my cousins, or little sisters, I am). Well, today I was with my little sister, Leah (of course, everything is about her), and she wanted me to put her in jail. I didn't want to get up, because I was thinking of a story, so I ignored her. Well, this is the conversation that went on from there.
Leah: Emma, put me in jail!
Emma: Where's the jail?
Leah: It's in my playhouse!
Emma: What if it's not in the playhouse?? Maybe, it's in the closet
Leah: Okay
Emma: Or locked up in the bathroom
Leah: Okay
Emma: Or in the basement
Leah: Okay
Emma: *In a weird creepy voice* Or maybe it's in my stomach!
Leah: *Screams* No!!!
*Emma leans in, with her mouth open*
*Leah screams*
Emma: *Stops* Or maybe in daddy's tummy!
Leah: NOOO!!
So thats how it went. There were some funnier stuff, but I can't mention that. 'Cause it's a surprise. :)
Leah: Emma, put me in jail!
Emma: Where's the jail?
Leah: It's in my playhouse!
Emma: What if it's not in the playhouse?? Maybe, it's in the closet
Leah: Okay
Emma: Or locked up in the bathroom
Leah: Okay
Emma: Or in the basement
Leah: Okay
Emma: *In a weird creepy voice* Or maybe it's in my stomach!
Leah: *Screams* No!!!
*Emma leans in, with her mouth open*
*Leah screams*
Emma: *Stops* Or maybe in daddy's tummy!
Leah: NOOO!!
So thats how it went. There were some funnier stuff, but I can't mention that. 'Cause it's a surprise. :)
Tuesday, June 3, 2014
Frustrating and Cute
Leah (http://3girlz4god.blogspot.com/2014/05/purple-foot.html/ http://3girlz4god.blogspot.com/2014/03/leahs-conversation.html/ http://3girlz4god.blogspot.com/2014/03/little-sisters-singing-let-it-go.html) has an attitude cycle. And when she starts it, you can pretty much not stop it. Here is her cycle, I will oh so generously give you.
She starts out saying the most adorable things, and everyone just ones to take her away and play with her. The next moment she's getting into things she's not supposed to and destroying everything in her path, practically pulling our hair out. Then, so she doesn't get in trouble, she puts on the cute act, and everyone tries not to laugh while she's getting in trouble. Then when she realizes the cute act did not work, she begins to fake cry her little head off (She has the worst fake cry ever!). She then gets sent to her room, until she can fix her attitude. About ten minutes later, you hear she has stopped crying. You go into her room to see if she's fine, and she has all her clothes o the floor, and has changed her outfit (She does this no matter what time of day it is). So now her room is a mess, and she is cute once again, and she yearns for attention. Everyone wants to hold her again and talk to her, and about an hour later she starts the cycle up AGAIN!!!!!!!! The little girl is so FRUSTRATING!!! BUT SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!! And man is it good, that she is cute, because we would not be able to hold our patience for long.
She starts out saying the most adorable things, and everyone just ones to take her away and play with her. The next moment she's getting into things she's not supposed to and destroying everything in her path, practically pulling our hair out. Then, so she doesn't get in trouble, she puts on the cute act, and everyone tries not to laugh while she's getting in trouble. Then when she realizes the cute act did not work, she begins to fake cry her little head off (She has the worst fake cry ever!). She then gets sent to her room, until she can fix her attitude. About ten minutes later, you hear she has stopped crying. You go into her room to see if she's fine, and she has all her clothes o the floor, and has changed her outfit (She does this no matter what time of day it is). So now her room is a mess, and she is cute once again, and she yearns for attention. Everyone wants to hold her again and talk to her, and about an hour later she starts the cycle up AGAIN!!!!!!!! The little girl is so FRUSTRATING!!! BUT SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!! And man is it good, that she is cute, because we would not be able to hold our patience for long.
Thursday, May 29, 2014
Purple Foot
"Leahs dead."
Were the the words I told my friend, who had practically thrown her bike on top of my little sister, Leah.
Okay, so Leahs not dead, my friend didn't throw her bike on her, and yes Leah is fine. What really happened...
Ellie rode her bicycle down the cul-de-sac at a racing speed. She pedaled faster and faster trying to break her record. Suddenly, the tiny Mileah Jayne came rushing out from behind a car, right in front of Ellie. Elliana swerved on right her bike, hoping not to crash into Leah. Leah stopped in her tracks, and the bike slipped from the staccato sudden turn Ellie made. Ellie fell off her bike, and did a few summersaults along the ground scraping up her limbs. The bike toppled over onto poor Leahs small body, and became stuck under the bike. Ellie lay there for a moment on the ground, then was reminded of Leah. She stood up, quickly and found Leah under bike crying in pain. She made two large steps to her bike, and rapidly picked up her bike from atop of Mileah.
Leah cried so hard it seemed like she was screaming. Ellie hoisted Leah up onto her hip, and walked Leah briskly to her house. As she approached the home a moment later, she found Emma, Riah, and Mrs. Jayne walking out of the house. Mrs. Jayne grabbed Leah from Ellie, and thanked her. She went back into the house asking Mileah if she was okay. Emma spoke to Ellie for a moment, asking if she was okay, then followed her mom back inside to find out if Leah was alright.
After that we thought Leah might have broken her foot or sprained it, and took her to the ER... a waste of thirty bucks. Leah's foot was perfectly fine, and Ellie was fine also. She just got scraped up a little. They had wrapped Leahs foot up in purple (She did have a pretty bad scrape they didn't want getting infected), and brought her back home. The next morning she was running around in the house of course. She has cried a few times, but thats just to seek attention. Anyway, no one wa severely harmed in the little accident, and patients all back to normal. Later I told Ellie, Leah was dead.
Were the the words I told my friend, who had practically thrown her bike on top of my little sister, Leah.
Okay, so Leahs not dead, my friend didn't throw her bike on her, and yes Leah is fine. What really happened...
Ellie rode her bicycle down the cul-de-sac at a racing speed. She pedaled faster and faster trying to break her record. Suddenly, the tiny Mileah Jayne came rushing out from behind a car, right in front of Ellie. Elliana swerved on right her bike, hoping not to crash into Leah. Leah stopped in her tracks, and the bike slipped from the staccato sudden turn Ellie made. Ellie fell off her bike, and did a few summersaults along the ground scraping up her limbs. The bike toppled over onto poor Leahs small body, and became stuck under the bike. Ellie lay there for a moment on the ground, then was reminded of Leah. She stood up, quickly and found Leah under bike crying in pain. She made two large steps to her bike, and rapidly picked up her bike from atop of Mileah.
Leah cried so hard it seemed like she was screaming. Ellie hoisted Leah up onto her hip, and walked Leah briskly to her house. As she approached the home a moment later, she found Emma, Riah, and Mrs. Jayne walking out of the house. Mrs. Jayne grabbed Leah from Ellie, and thanked her. She went back into the house asking Mileah if she was okay. Emma spoke to Ellie for a moment, asking if she was okay, then followed her mom back inside to find out if Leah was alright.
After that we thought Leah might have broken her foot or sprained it, and took her to the ER... a waste of thirty bucks. Leah's foot was perfectly fine, and Ellie was fine also. She just got scraped up a little. They had wrapped Leahs foot up in purple (She did have a pretty bad scrape they didn't want getting infected), and brought her back home. The next morning she was running around in the house of course. She has cried a few times, but thats just to seek attention. Anyway, no one wa severely harmed in the little accident, and patients all back to normal. Later I told Ellie, Leah was dead.
Thursday, March 13, 2014
Leahs conversation
I have a little sister, Leah, she's the youngest in our family She's four years old and says the weirdest things. Here are a 10 of my favorite conversations (Listed least to favorite) with Leah over the 4 years of her life,
10. (Leahs drawing with a green and blue crayon)
Mom: Leah, what are you drawing?
Leah: (Sounds german) Doogley dogo green rainbow!! (Keeps on drawing)
9. Sarah: I'm going to live at the beach when I grow up
Leah: (Yelling) Yeah, and I'm going to be in your family, like your baby
(Pause)
Leah: Cause where we excercise is the beach
8. Leah: Tonight, I'm gonna get a fishy
Mom: Oh really? Where are you going to get it?
Leah: (Like duh) From the store!
Mom: Oh, whose going to take you?
Leah: Uh, dad
Mom: But I thought daddy was going to Israel tonight?
Leah: I know, he can take me the next day!
7. Mom: When we go to heaven, Jesus is going to give us new bodies. Thank God!!!
Leah: But I like my body!!
6. Leah: Mom, after pizza, are we gonna have... ice cream
5. Leah: Mom, this is what people do with this! (Pulls out plastic knife) (Acts like cutting food) (Puts plastic knife in pocket)
Mom: Oh really? And then they put it in their pockets and stab themselves with it?
Leah: (Like duh voice) No, that's for the bad guys! (Acts like stabbing someone)
Mom: Really? (laughs)
4. Mom: Are you going to bring your bathing suit to the the beach to swim in the ocean?
Leah: NO!!! (Hands out) There are sharks in the ocean!! I don't like sharks!!
Sarah: (Whispers to Leah) For the hot tub!
Leah: (Look angry, leaning closer and closer to mom) (Getting louder and louder) I bring my bathing suit for the HOT TUB!!!
3. Leah: (Walks to mom) There was something in my ear.
2. (At Costco) (Everyones talking) Leah: SHHH!!! I'm praying!!
1. Emma: Leah, what do you want to be when you grow up?
Leah: An alligator
Emma: (Looks at Leah oddly) Why do you want to be an alligator?
Leah: BARRRR!!!
Emma: Roar??
Leah: No, BARRRR!!!
Emma: Bar?
Leah: (Smiles nicely) Yes! Alligator is a bar
Emma: So... you want people to eat you?
Leah: Yeah!
Emma: Why?
Leah: Cause I want to see their tummies!
Emma: (Laughs) Why do you want to see their tummies?
Leah: In their tummy tummies!
10. (Leahs drawing with a green and blue crayon)
Mom: Leah, what are you drawing?
Leah: (Sounds german) Doogley dogo green rainbow!! (Keeps on drawing)
9. Sarah: I'm going to live at the beach when I grow up
Leah: (Yelling) Yeah, and I'm going to be in your family, like your baby
(Pause)
Leah: Cause where we excercise is the beach
8. Leah: Tonight, I'm gonna get a fishy
Mom: Oh really? Where are you going to get it?
Leah: (Like duh) From the store!
Mom: Oh, whose going to take you?
Leah: Uh, dad
Mom: But I thought daddy was going to Israel tonight?
Leah: I know, he can take me the next day!
7. Mom: When we go to heaven, Jesus is going to give us new bodies. Thank God!!!
Leah: But I like my body!!
6. Leah: Mom, after pizza, are we gonna have... ice cream
Mom: No, we don't have any ice cream
Leah: (Sassy) Well mom, we
have birthday cake ice cream!
Mom: Well, we do have birthday cake
ice cream, but theres hardly any
Leah: (Very sassy) Well, but mom,
I'm little, so I can get it all!
Mom: Oh really? And then they put it in their pockets and stab themselves with it?
Leah: (Like duh voice) No, that's for the bad guys! (Acts like stabbing someone)
Mom: Really? (laughs)
4. Mom: Are you going to bring your bathing suit to the the beach to swim in the ocean?
Leah: NO!!! (Hands out) There are sharks in the ocean!! I don't like sharks!!
Sarah: (Whispers to Leah) For the hot tub!
Leah: (Look angry, leaning closer and closer to mom) (Getting louder and louder) I bring my bathing suit for the HOT TUB!!!
3. Leah: (Walks to mom) There was something in my ear.
Mom: Oh, really?
Leah: Yeah... it was lava
(Mom and others laugh)
(Leah ran off)
Emma: (Emma catches her) Was there lava in
your ear?
Leah: Yeah
Mom: (Laughing) Do you know what
lava is?!
Leah: No
Mom: Its rock on fire
Leah: (Nods) Yeah
Riah: Was that what was in your ear?
Leah: (Nods) Yep
Riah: (Laughing) Was it on
fire?
Leah: Yeah
Emma: Did it hurt?
Leah: No... its on the bathroom
floor
Mom: Can you pick it up?
Leah: No, I lost it
2. (At Costco) (Everyones talking) Leah: SHHH!!! I'm praying!!
(Everyone smiles and is quiet) Leah:
And please have me have uh good birthday after Emmas... And I don't know
what to pray... but
(Everyone starts silently talking)
Leah: SHHH!!! I'm praying!! And please have me get that
cake for my birthday... and I... (Sees a towel with a duck head on it) And
please help me get that for christmas... and... and AMEN!!
Leah: An alligator
Emma: (Looks at Leah oddly) Why do you want to be an alligator?
Leah: BARRRR!!!
Emma: Roar??
Leah: No, BARRRR!!!
Emma: Bar?
Leah: (Smiles nicely) Yes! Alligator is a bar
Emma: So... you want people to eat you?
Leah: Yeah!
Emma: Why?
Leah: Cause I want to see their tummies!
Emma: (Laughs) Why do you want to see their tummies?
Leah: In their tummy tummies!
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