Farting

Last night Moriah and Emma were talking, when Moriah farted in the middle of their conversation.  Here is the discussion that followed:

Emma:  (Singing to the tune of, “You won’t knock down our wall” from Veggietales)  Keep fart’in, but you won’t knock down our wall!  Keep fart’in, but she isn’t gonna fall!  It’s plain to see, your gas is very small, so keep fart’in, BUT YOU WON’T KNOCK DOWN OUR WALL!!

(Moriah starts laughing)

Emma:  BUT YOU WON’T KNOCK DOWN OUR WALL!... Oh, wait a second.  *repulsive voice*  Yep, I think that might do it.  I wonder if, while the Israelites were walking around the wall of Jericho, if one of them farted!  (Starts laughing)

Riah:  Yeah!  The trumpets blow… BBBBBBB *fart noise* Oops, there goes the wall!